Power Point, how I loathe thee

So we've got this Power Point presentation to create for my computer class. First of all, Power Point presentations are ugly because they all look the same. They all have the same cheesy animations, sound effects, and themes/backgrounds. No one likes making them, and no one likes sitting through them. Especially poorly-made presentations.

Well, this might not be considered poorly-made when I'm done with it, but it's going to be excruciating to sit through. Each slide must have the following:

• Text
• Graphics (one must be imported from the Web)
• Sound (one must be imported from the Web)
• Animation
  

There also needs to be a link to the Web, a link within the slideshow to another slide on the presentation, and an appropriate background/theme.

It's going to be terrible, busy, and just look crappy. I can make it up in about 2 hours if I just sit down to do it...but man, it's going to suck.

In other news, I forgot what I was going to say, and now I'm going to get back to adding bells and whistles to my presentation because it is due on Friday.